Men and Women

I just got this from facebook friend. It is funny but all true.

Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy

Dumb man + smart woman = Affair

Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage


Smart boss + smart employee = Profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = Production

Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.


Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.


Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


There are 2 times when a man doesn’t understand a woman – before marriage and after marriage.